Tiny Bubbles...

[xp_meggan]

I saw a lot of flying, singing pancakes last night. With wobbley eyes. It’s like if I bought a billion of those pillows, Kevin, instead of just one.

The pancakes sang in English, but the bubbles in my bath went for German. Molly couldn’t hear them, but they were very pretty. The toaster also shot flowers.

I might have draped across someone until they were forced to return a hug at some point. But everyone else was nice about it!

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So... self-defense starts tomorrow, then?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're teaching self-defense against pancakes?

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

The best defense against them is syrup. Unless they have eyes, and then you just let them do what they want. Run free into the fields.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I would tend to disagree. The best defense against an attacking pancake, whether it has eyes or not, is definitely a fork. And possibly whipped cream. Or maybe that's waffles...but definitely the fork.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

But I might feel guilt when it looked at me with those sad little eyes that don't really exist.

Or is that why you bring the whipped cream? To hide its possible eyes?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Syrup and then you wrap them around bacon or sausage links.

... I'm not eating anything with eyes unless it's a fish.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Watch me make you muffins with eyes...*mwhaha*

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's a vital skill that I think everyone should possess. Tell me you know how to defend yourself against pancakes, Anakyle. It's important.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Syrup or honey, and then wrap 'em around sausage links or bacon and chow down?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I approve of and endorse this action.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Yes, please. I would be happiest with tomorrow. I wouldn't want to tip over and take a little nap in the middle of something very, very important.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow it is, then. Take some Advil or something, too. And drink some water.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Thank you, BO!

(I wonder just why I wanted to keep 25 1/2 tiny paper umbrellas in my hair and pockets? I don't want to start a collection.)

[x-network.livejournal.com]

It was a crazy night!

I wasn't too, I dunno, too... clingy or anything last night, by any chance, was I?

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

It didn't feel like it. I was giving a great big hug to everyone around me, but yours didn't feel clingy to me. Didn't last more than a minute.

[x-network.livejournal.com]

Oh, ok, good. :)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Were you, by chance, studying for your "theory of driving" test at this party where you may or may not have been slightly clingy due to whatever it was that somebody spiked the punch with, Miss Vale?

[x-network.livejournal.com]

Ack, did someone spike the punch? No studying was done, not by me, promise. :)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I was just assuming someone did based on Meggan's assertions that the pancakes had eyes and were flying.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The air got spiked, not the punch.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Hey, I was close for a dude who wasn't there.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

You had tons of flying pancakes and you didn't tell me?! Damn, I'm hurt. You did text me something about me making a robot outta pillows though.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Invisible to everybody else, or I'd have shared. Promise!

I might have found an old rerun of Lost in Space right about when I texted you, and thinking and being out of my mind and sleepy led to that. Maybe? It would have been a very comfy robot if it could be built!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I was trying to figure out how to make a pillow robot. I was also pretty sure you were maybe drunk.

You didn't go and get drunk, did you?

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I didn't touch anything bad--Kyle says the air got spiked, though. So everybody got happy and snuggly.