When Unicorns Attack

[xp_meggan]

Last night was one interesting night. The first half was very fun when I was me! I'm so sorry about going after you like that, Kyle, I...just thought you were a flaming evil bull in disguise, one that needed to be chased down and poked!

I think that little horn’s going into a nice little retirement now, too, since it got partly crushed.

Next year, I’m going to try to wear a costume that doesn’t have any potentially big grudges against something. Just in case. Or maybe one that just doesn’t have anything pointy attached. That might be a whole lot easier.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's cool, I didn't get hurt or if I did I didn't notice and it healed up. I'm just sorry I uh, called you a yao nu, and I have GOT to find out what the hell language that is.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

That would be Mandarin Chinese, Mr. Hero of Canton.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

But what does it mean? Is it something bad?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

It means "demon woman". So a relatively mild insult. Y'know, compared to some of the other Chinese swearing that has been used on Firefly.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Since I was coming at him from nowhere with a horn in the middle of the night, I was thinking it might be meaning something much, much worse.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh I said worse stuff I just wasn't near you. I uh, I'm pretty sure I called Wade some pretty awful stuff.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, I remember that episode. I had a statue and people threw a riot for me!

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...uh. I think I might owe you an apology for that too, Kyle. Or someone does.

Meggan, am I mixing things up or did I get voluntarily possessed?

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

You definitely did. We called something up to find the Red Bull, and your eyes were yellow.